Then last night I got home from work and reread Matilda and The BFG.
I think we all can learn a thing or two from the Big Friendly Giant. New Rainbow feature, perhaps? Random BFG quotes? YES.
Here are some words of wisdom from the BFG:
'Meanings is not important,' said the BFG. 'I cannot be right all the time. Quite often I is left instead of right.'
'Words,' he said, 'is oh such a twitch-tickling problem to me all my life. So you must simply try to be patient and stop squibbling. As I am telling you before, I know exactly what words I am wanting to say, but somehow or other they is always getting squiff-squiddled around.'