Why? WHY? This is why:
Just wait till you hear him talk about Kanye and R Kelly in his standup "Intimate Moments for a Sensual Evening." If I keep watching it my neighbors are probably going to file a noise complaint for my hysterical giggling.
And then there's Aziz on Parks and Recreation:
In fact, I would have thrown my television out the window after seeing that fucking "Dear John" preview for the 5,000th fucking time in 30 minutes if I wasn't watching Aziz Ansari clips right now. I'm just saying. That preview makes my insides hurt. I'm upset I even linked to it just now.
I mean, there's no need to follow the link. Just turn on your TV. Wait 5 minutes.
Thank you Aziz, for saving my television. Although I think my boyfriend is getting a little tired of me mimicking the R Kelly bit. Because about every 20 minutes, I start belting out this:
"They said, Robert! They said, Roooobert! You've only been doing your show for 20 minutes and it's already getting too freeeeaky tonight!
Do you wanna know what I told em? I said LA do you wanna know what I told em? I said LA do you wanna know what I told em?I said, I'm a GROWN! ASS! MAN!"
Ha! LOVE. HIM.