Important Introductions

The other day my main squeeze Rene and I were having a PB&J at the Boiler Room, and for whatever reason, they were about to start playing an episode of the Muppet Show featuring Linda Ronstadt. Why, I have no idea, but I kinda love it. That, and my slice of pizza.

I squealed in excitement. Rene looked at me like I'm a muppet and says, "Who's Linda Ronstadt?"

GASP.

Rene, meet Linda.